What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.