What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.