What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.