How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere