What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.