How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa