How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.