How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.