How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!