How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.