How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.