How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...