What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.