What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.