What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "