What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.