What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie