One holds photos The other holds five
logic
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
He was trying to hold the door
Put a sock in it.
Because he got a hole in one!
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.