What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.