What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!