What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst