What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.