What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.