Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.