Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN