What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!