What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.