Because they're so white the can't dance.
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Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because not very many of them can dance.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
The snowball!
Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out
Hot pants.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Brakedance.
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It said "twist to open"
He had his raisins...
There wasn't a punch line.
Not many of them know how to dance.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
You put a little boogie in it.
His pants had no ballroom.
Their dancing can make it rain.
He had no body to dance with
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
The MOMbo.
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
They have two left feet
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Dewalts
A square dance.
The foxtrot !
His EKG ain't got no rythym
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Not very many of them know how to dance
Pork Grinds
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A Rastapartying
A. San Fran-disco
Snowballs !
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
He had no-BODY to go with.
Rigor tortoise.
At a football!
RAMs a make a dance!"
Deus Ex Macarena
Dah okey pokey mon.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Abundance.
Wild Twerky!
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
Because he had no body to dance with!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
The conga !
And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
The burger-loo and the char char!
Because so few of them can dance!
A morris dancer !
The crystal ball
It had a little boogy in it.
Tango (tan go).
At the basketball.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The Plymouth Rock.
They're all born hoofers!
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
A white guy.
Because they both looked sharp!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Chick to chick !
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Any kind of moosic you like !
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
A cricket ball !
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Because they got no body to dance with!
Poll dancing!
When they dance they make it rain.
Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason.
The meat-ball.
Shake 'n Bake.
A Boosted Animal
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.
I never sausage a body."
They are both going to miss every body.
Hoblin Goblin.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
Because all they can do is bone.
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
Photos-in-the-seas!"
They're plane to sea
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
