Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.