Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.