Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.