Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"