When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
I may be a two but your an eight..
Failing to get away.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
A nun with a spear through her head.
They have two heads.
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
Oh na na, what's my name
He just couldn't resistor.......
because its the first date
A lid !
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"