When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
A: It was an oxident.
He made a spectacle of himself.
My dalmatian after being hit by a car
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
The punch line.
On the side of his head.
A eunucorn.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
Because they were neckromancers
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
