Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho