It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Iran so far away
my future grandchildren probably
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
He took out his dentures!
Because it was not born yesterday.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Idaho
