Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho