Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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A Sturgeon !

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Gee U Knit!"

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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Trick-or-trout!"

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Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho