What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist