How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.