How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."