How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read