How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear