How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.