How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*