What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!