What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.