What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y