What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.