What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?