How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end