How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end