How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Previous Random Joke Next

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Ctrl Jokes More Ctrl Jokes

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Print Jokes More Print Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end