How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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What's a woman's favorite keyboard key?

Ctrl

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end