How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.