What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read