What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!