What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read