Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.