Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.