Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas