Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.