Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.