Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.