Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What else can we think about?

Insomnia