Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.