They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
I mean cry me a river river right
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
He was knotty.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Ebay.
A hotdog
Reptile disfunction
At the moment this joke.
Because at any moment they could bleet out
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.