Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.