They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
Aurora boring Alice.
An alarm, you pervert!
Cancer.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
A hot dog
A school application.
The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."
At the moment this joke.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.