Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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I can see!

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas