Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.