Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas