Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.