Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.