What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings