Suffer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the lizard take viagra?

He suffered from a reptile disfunction.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why was the crocodile taking viagra?

He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.