What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes