What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes