What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.