What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.