What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.