What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.