What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.