What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google