What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.