What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes