What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google