What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.