What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us