What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."