What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."