What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D