What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.