He lost his patients
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Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
He had no patients
Because he didn't have any patients.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Urine trouble!
He was running out of patients.
Because it was accidental.
He cured them.
He lost his patients...
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
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I can clearly see your nuts!
Happy new ears Eve!
He was trying to heel them.
They have a lot of patients
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Because I don't have any patients
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Suture self!"
A: They went on stroke.
He ran out of patients.
The doctor said it was all in her head
You're trying my patients!
Suture self!
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
He was losing his patients
the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Asif Eyecare
Patient: She's out of town.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Thank you for your patients.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
At your cervix, m'lady
Their patients are 2'
He reads lips.
All of them"
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
He got a lot of patients
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
When they run out of patients.
They pasta time.
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To get to the other side!
Hey, this looks new!"
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
A pair of nurses
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None, political idealists can't change anything.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
A pastryarchy.
