What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.