What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Aspirin sorry guys

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Because it was accidental.

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Urine trouble!

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URINE TROUBLE!"

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A hematologist pricks fingers.

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OC He looked inside Santa's sack.