Urologist Jokes

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"