Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.