Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.