Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !