Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court