Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones