What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Large Plain Jokes More Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains