What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres