They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Clan chowder
Clash of Clans
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
Re-tail.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
Because in America, freedom rings.
Make America 8 again
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I hit that.
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Looks like you've got me in a pinch."
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
Because they can LIFT
