They are both run by red-headed clowns.
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Coffee Mug
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prom
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got the shakes instead.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
May I take your order?"
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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Quarter pounder.
A humburger !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Prom night.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Immigrants
A Friar
Denver Nuggets
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Night manager at McDonalds.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
By his coughin'
They're wearing a SOMBERERO
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Make me one with everything*
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
It's not right.
A huge mess.
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
By watching corn!
At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.
It was charged with a salt.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
His sesame seed buns!
McRibbed
