How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Because they'll crack up anyways

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Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.