How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans