Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
He looks at your shoes instead of his
They always talk about how they're from New York.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Because he was dead
A Wii fit
A Quarter Pounder.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
I love ewe!
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Clash of Clans
Clan chowder
