Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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They both got their fur low.