Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Two buy four.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Isisicles

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To see what made it run.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Take us to your liter."

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They refuse to have liters.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.