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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*