What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*