What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"