What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*