What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*