What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*