What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.