What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.