What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What is your sin, my child?

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