What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin