What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.