When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.