When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.