When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.