What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."