What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."