What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"