What did Anakin say when the princess a...

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.