What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.