What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.