Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.