Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo