What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.