How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.