How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.