How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.