How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.