How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing