How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.